sideblogs of mine:
@skyhighstimming (stim blog)
@the-echorus (self ship blog)
@echo–chamber (centricide blog)
is this okay
A reckoning is not to be postponed indefinitely.
Fallen London is a very good game, and I repay that by making terrible, terrible puns.
Do @failbettergames − ah, they still have a Tumblr.
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good morning to the losers who check tumblr like a newspaper each morning and yes by losers i mean me
Me and my mutuals
Fucking Tumblr just had a sponsored ad show up on my feed in support of communism. A full on literary list for communist propaganda to spread, SPONSERED. FUCK. THIS. APP.
tumblr SHIELD. for 3 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post would appear on your dash, a pre-loaded post of yours instead appears on the dashboard of the person who tried to blaze you
tumblr BLAST. for 5 bucks a month, whenever a blaze post of yours would be blocked by tumblr shield, it instead appears in all caps at the top of the shielded person’s dashboard for an hour and flashes violently whenever they try to block it
tumblr POSSESS. for 200$ a day you can post using another person’s blog, though you cannot change their blog in any other way nor delete their previous posts. at the end of the day they receive half of the 200 dollars
tumblr TRUE SIGHT. for 6$ monthly you can see when a blog is possessed. tumblr SCRY. for 30$ a day you can read other blogs’ private messages
tumblr POWER WORD KILL. for a one time payment of 6,666 bucks, you can delete another blog entirely. tumblr notifies all of that blog’s mutuals that you killed them. each user can only use this feature once, and thereafter loses the ability to use any of the other tumblr spells. you must have been a user for at least 10 years to use this feature
tumblr UNDENIABLE SUMMONS. for 35$ you enchant a blog such that they cannot post again until they answer your ask. alternatively, you can simply set a price point of your choosing which they will receive if they choose to answer the ask (though they are not obligated to)
tumblr ENTHRALL. for 4$ a month you can use gifs as your icon again
tumblr FAMILIAR. for 5$ a month, you summon a small, cute familiar—such as a crab, snail, owl or frog—which can carry small messages onto your mutuals’ dashboards for you. owning a familiar also protects you from being tumblr POSSESSed by anyone but your own mutuals
tumblr REFLECT. for a one time payment of 100 dollars, the next time someone attempts to use POWER WORD KILL on you, they are deleted instead. there is no way of knowing whether someone has this feature active
finally had a GOOD idea for an awful hospital universe oc. the hospital is viewed as filthy and grungy by gray zoners, so why not a perceptoid created through the intense desire to see an environment free of grease? Soap Sudson is the concept of cleaning, not cleanliness, so he himself is not exactly sanitary, but he'd still like people to at LEAST keep their BLOOD TO THEMSELVES EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. JEEZ!!
i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.